February 2012
1 post
On a personal note...
thepredatorblog:
I laugh at people who hate sharks.
You’re stupid.
You’re missing out.
You’re stupid.
January 2012
3 posts
Anonymous asked: rain
tiffanist asked: MY GOD I MISS YOUR POSTS
December 2011
1 post
So I kind of feel awful
Since there have been no posts for half a year or so, and I feel I owe an explanation. For awhile I had particularly bad writer’s block, followed by a bad case of homelessness. But now I’m back online and ready to curse about animals until you love me.
June 2011
1 post
May 2011
2 posts
ochsavidare asked: Hello.
May I please suggest the honey badger? It's pretty bad ass. They're notorious for their bad attitudes.
Check it out.
"Honey badgers are notoriously fearless and tough animals, having been known to savagely attack their enemies when escape is impossible. They are tireless in combat and can wear out much larger animals in physical confrontations.[16] The...
May I please suggest the honey badger? It's pretty bad ass. They're notorious for their bad attitudes.
Check it out.
"Honey badgers are notoriously fearless and tough animals, having been known to savagely attack their enemies when escape is impossible. They are tireless in combat and can wear out much larger animals in physical confrontations.[16] The...
gwaeren asked: Are you going to continue this blog? I love it!
February 2011
3 posts
nyangel asked: ...I love you for this blog, and also you.
Marry me?
Marry me?
planetary-duality asked: Needs more spiked animals.
or poisonous.
or poisonous.
December 2010
1 post
October 2010
1 post
September 2010
2 posts
Anonymous asked: Chinchilla: A rodent found mainly in Chile, but also in Argentina and Peru. It is an extremely cute animal, and also really soft to touch. Unfortunately it's and endangered specie.
August 2010
3 posts
SHARK WEEK
If you’ve got half a brain, you probably know that it’s the most wonderful time of year, Shark Week. So go out and tune in to the Discovery Channel to learn things about sharks you didn’t know, and then come here and read my ridiculous exaggerations about them until you’re horrified into a coma.
July 2010
9 posts
I need you guys to step up with the suggestions.
I’m only one man, and while I’m probably cooler than any fifteen of you put together, this is a terrible burden, doing this all by my lonesome.
If I get some decent suggestions, I promise you guys some material tonight. I can’t promise quality material, since I’ll have been without sleep for some time by then, but I can always go back and fix it later. Even if I receive no...
i'd like to have some excuse for why i haven't...
but honestly, i’m just a lazy dick
so to make up for that, it’s APPEARANCE NIGHT, where i’m posting animals solely because they look either awesome or fuckscary
because i’m only writing about their appearance, the articles won’t be very long, but you’ll read it just the same
June 2010
9 posts
i promised you guys a bunch of shit about bugs,...
so we’re going to extend it and just make it fucking bug week, and i’ll write about bugs whenever i find one cool enough and when i’m not doing anything
updates will come far more often than they typically do, because you guys deserve it! (not really, you never suggest any animals)
INSECT NIGHT
tonight, i will write a number of articles about interesting, awesome, or horrific insects
somewhere between three and sixty of them, i haven’t decided on a number yet
Mini Badasses
We cover a lot of great animals here, with many of the suggestions sent in by my billions of followers (projected over the next 20 years). But a lot of animals just aren’t badasses. They’re pretty great, but they fall short. This is for them, in the hopes that evolution gives them the big thumbs up in the future.
FLYING SNAKE
Flying snakes aren’t dangerous, per se....
May 2010
14 posts
Leaving for a week.
When I get back, I’ll go into a writing frenzy. Probably.
You guys should recommend this blog under the...
You’ll do it, or you’ll find yourself getting very cuddly with a Sydney funnel-web.
if you people don't start suggesting animals
i’m going to sneak one of the animals i’ve written about into your houses
it won’t be the water bear
